Do you not read the news due to the overwhelming amount of horrible information? The kind of information that can immediately turn your day to shit, or will make you feel like an asshole for leading a comparatively happy life.
That being said, it’s important for everyone to know that Chris Traeger (Rob Lowe) and Ann Perkins! (Rashida Jones) are leaving Parks and Recreation in the next season. I was worried shitless that Andy Dwyer (Chris Pratt) would leave too due to his Guardians of the Galaxy role, but it seems we can cherish him for a while longer. And cherish him we shall, especially in light of Chris and Ann’s departure, my very favourite people in the world.
Their final episode will be thirteen episodes into Season 6, but with the knowledge that they’re leaving, it doesn’t matter. Nothing matters. Why are people so cruel?
Showbiz eh? Fucking showbiz.
Anyone who remembers the last season might get an idea as to why the two will be leaving. Anyone who hasn’t seen the last season, SPOILER ALERT, they start trying for a baby. One that will literally be the single most perfect child in existence.
Stay positive guys.