I’ve thought about another way to get a post done without having to think much about what I’m writing. Since most human beings don’t devote as much time to TV shows as I do, I thought it would be good for everyone to see when certain programs are returning or premiering in September 2013. There are loads of them, but I’ll be filtering out whatever I consider to be crap or something no one should watch, which includes, but in no way is limited to, any TV shows which feature some kind of competition, 99% of generic cop/detective dramas, any reality show which features people doing extreme jobs, any reality show which follows otherwise forgotten people about around and really generally anything I’m not familiar with.
Since it’s 2013, I’m going to going with the dates each of these shows starts in America and you can not wait for them to be released in England. Because fuck national exclusivity.
Here we go:
September 2nd
Comedy Central Roast of James Franco
Roasts are fun. And this one will be hosted by Seth Rogan.
Regular Show – Season 5
A children’s cartoon with a adult following, much like Adventure Time.
September 4th
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia – Season 9
Including and episode written Game of Thrones screenwriters and the gang makes a Lethal Weapon 6
The League – Season 5
It seems like too long since The League’s last season. I want more Rafi.
September 8th
Boardwalk Empire – Season 4
I haven’t got around to watching this, but it’s back.
September 15th
Downton Abbey – Season 4
This is actually the date it’s showing in the UK, so…those who watch it will already know…
September 16th
Sleepy Hollow – NEW
Based on the film, a guy from the Civil War period is in the modern day, hunting down the Headless Horseman. Here’s a link to the trailer.
September 17th
Brooklyn Nine-Nine – NEW
The new Adam Samberg comedy of which I have no idea what to think. I mean, the dude was in Grown Ups 2. Here’s another link.
Dads – NEW
You should know what I think of this. Next month, I shall be proved wrong or right. CRINGE AT THE TRAILER.
The Mindy Project – Season 2
The first episode seemed promising, and it’s been picked up for a second season so you might wanna check this out.
New Girl – Season 3
How interesting can it get now Jess and Nick are together? QUESTIONS!!!
September 18th
Key & Peele – Season 3
God, what a fucking perfect sketch show.
September 22nd
China, IL – Season 2
Just found out that Brad Neeley, webcomic artist, has a fucking Adult Swim TV show.
September 23rd
The Blacklist – NEW
James Spader appears in this drama, which actually looks pretty coolio. I said coolio. Here’s a trailer or a shortened episode.
How I Met Your Mother – Season 9
You might find out who the mother is. I think you do now.
September 24th
Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. – NEW
To tie in with all of Marvel’s films and whatnot. They’re on it. Keep up DC. TRAILER.
The Goldbergs – NEW
Only included this because it has Jeff Garlin and Patton Oswalt narrates. Can’t tell if it’s funny yet. You decide.
Trophy Wife – NEW
Again, only included because I like Bradley Whitford. The voiceovers are getting annoying. Watch the trailer.
September 25th
Modern Family – Season 5
Simply loved by everyone. Can’t diss this.
South Park – Season 17
More sharp, satirical metaphors from the two greatest writers Matt Stone and Trey Parker.
September 26th
The Big Bang Theory – Season 7
It’s funny because they’re smart, but they’re geeks.
The Crazy Ones – NEW
A show about how normal people react to Robin Williams. And the trailer.
Elementary – Season 2
Watch this while you wait for Sherlock to come back.
Glee – Season 5
Included because my sister watches this and Cory Montieth died.
The Michael J. Fox Show – NEW
I assume this will be a lot like the Squigglevision I was talking about in Dr. Katz. The trailer, for your viewing pleasures.
Parks and Recreation – Season 6
Apparently there’ll be an hour-special set in London. Like Friends.
September 29th
American Dad – Season 10
Knock off Family Guy already in it’s tenth season. Let’s hope Dads dies earlier.
Bob’s Burgers – Season 4
Yes. Just yes.
Eastbound & Down – Season 4
Such an American TV show with such an American guy. About baseball and starring redneck Danny McBride.
Family Guy – Season 12
Jesus Seth, no wonder Dads is looking bleak. Just in case you didn’t get it, Dads will flop.
Hello Ladies – NEW
Stephen Merchant’s new HBO sitcom, starring himself and his friend, the American Barry from Eastenders. Here’s a mini trailer.
Homeland – Season 3
Featuring gingerman and woman who looks like she’s really annoying.
The Simpsons – Season 25
FUCKING HELL. Does anyone still keep up to date with The Simpsons?
That’s all, I’ll do another one for next month I guess. This could become a regular thing,
You’re welcomo.
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