YouTube’s Greatest – The Godfather (As Voiced by Spongebob and Friends)

This is a great thing. Especially the scene where Spongebob is Don Vito Corleone.

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YouTube’s Greatest – Exploding Actresses

Someone had the idea of editing the heads of actresses, in famous movies, to explode at the perfect moment. You didn’t ever thinking of doing that because you’re not a creative genius.

This video is serious time-wasting material for you, but a time-saving post for me.

This guy has also exploded the head of Johnny Depp, many Disney princesses and he even had Zazu the baboon throw Simba to his death in The Lion King.

YouTube’s Greatest – Double Dream Hands

The most merry dance ever taught to the masses. This guy’s enthusiasm rivals the ShamWow guy and the sheer joy emanating from his movements is infectious enough to make even the most joyless among us feel happiness.

Everybody should try the double dream hands once in their life and feel as your body convulses with a cocktail of embarrassment, adrenaline and excitement.

And don’t forget to fucking freestyle.

YouTube’s Greatest – Real Life Portal Gun

If you’ve ever played that video game Portal, you’ll probably have wondered what it would be like to own that super sci-fi portal gun.

These guys show us that we’re likely to just dick around and screw each other over as much as possible.

YouTube’s Greatest – Colbchella’s Get Lucky

The Colbert Report was meant to have Daft Punk come on to perform Get Lucky, but they pulled out a couple of hours before the show. Steven Colbert’s plan B is decidedly better that the original plan.

This makes the original Get Lucky song the third best version of the song I’ve heard now.

Featuring Bryan Freaking Cranston, Hugh “The House” Laurie, Jeff “Dude” Bridges, Matt Damon and Jimmy Fallon.

YouTube’s Greatest – Bad Motherfuckers

Don’t be put off/misled by the thumbnail. You may be happy/disappointed to know that those ladies, and really any ladies, are featured in this video for like two seconds for the sole purpose of leading boners to this video.

This is the most kick-ass music video where the song is outclassed by the video, which is basically a Tarantino sci-fi film shot from first-person view like Mirror’s Edge.

YouTube’s Greatest – An American Coach in the Premier League

Jason Sudeikis being funny as an NFL coach managing Tottenham Hotspur.

Like many people integrating into a different culture, the coach is a bit confused with the rules of football. English football I mean, the one where people actually use their feet to kick the ball instead of periodically kicking in between throws.

This is to promote NBC’s new coverage of the Premier League, so hundreds and thousands of Americans can ignore it even more.

Starring Gareth “monkey-boy” Bale and the Tottenham squad.

YouTube’s Greatest – Breaking Bad: The Middle School Musical

To mark the beautiful day that is the Season 5 restart of Breaking Bad (in America, download it tomorrow otherwise), here is a recap of the series by a bunch of children who are too old to be cute, but old enough to be genuinely funny and entertaining.

Look out for the cameo of Hector (rolling the “r”).

Oh, and as insulting as the “Warning: Hot” label on a Starbucks coffee cup, I should say that there will be spoilers.

YouTube’s Greatest – The Fucking Doctor

Anyone who is a Doctor Who fan will already know that The Thick Of It’s Peter Capaldi is going to be playing the new Doctor by the end of the year. Anyone who isn’t a Doctor Who fan probably won’t give a time travelling fuck.

This video is how Doctor Who should turn out with Peter Capaldi as Malcolm Tucker as the Doctor.

Fuckity bye.

YouTube’s Greatest – Evolution of Get Lucky: 1920-2020

Occasionally I’ll come across a special YouTube video and I feel an overwhelming responsibility to share the magic. Because YouTube is magic. I’ve posted videos before, but they were always concerning TV shows.

Urgh, TV this and TV that. Can’t this guy give it a fucking break?

No I can’t give it a fucking break dickhole, but I can put up videos that are interesting. And not “Gangnam Style” interesting, but something genuinely deserving of your attention, because in this day and age and all the ones before it, no one likes to waste time. And I also want more views and everyone likes YouTube.

This video plays through the extremely average song, Get Lucky by Daft Punk, but covers it in styles specific to eras chronologically from the 20’s up till the future 20’s. The decade is shown on the bottom and this is the official video they chose to use for their genius cover.